Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
honey bunches of taint.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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