But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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