Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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