yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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