she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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