Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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