Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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