She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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