I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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