I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he fucked my hip out of place.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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