no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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