So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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