Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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