What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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