oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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