Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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