This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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