Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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