Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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