gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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