Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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