Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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