I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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