16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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