My brain says no but my pants say off.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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