I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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