seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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