i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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