He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
