I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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