I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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