fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
a search helicopter?!
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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