I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
