I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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