I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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