they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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