Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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