i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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