My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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