chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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