Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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