I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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