Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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