He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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