How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
