i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
sarcasm needs its own font
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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