Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
These tits shall not be calmed
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