I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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