he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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