Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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