super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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