My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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