I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize