Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Well I just put wine in my tea
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We need a shit load of segways right now
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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