"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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