She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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